How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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