Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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