i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
