Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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