he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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