Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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