I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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