your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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