I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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