I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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