Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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