It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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