win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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