what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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