Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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