yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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