It's just like the Real World with babies
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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