I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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