So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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