This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
