I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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