guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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