Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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