idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
well you can't waste a boner
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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