I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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