i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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