Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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