Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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