So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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