do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
do nipples grow back?
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