In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You're a waste of cheezeits
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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