Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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