This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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