And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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