the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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