How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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