Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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