honey bunches of taint.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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