Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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