so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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