Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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