im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
