i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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