why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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