Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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