: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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