Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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