fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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