i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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