Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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