I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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