Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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