I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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