I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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