I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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