fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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